Be Creative... Make Mistakes!
Its okay to try something different, try a strange pattern, try a dance to a different music. If you stumble,
it doesnt come out well or your fall flat on the dance floor, look up #3 above.
Side effect -- you have
just managed to entertain people around you --
sweet . (Not easy, ask a certain Jerry Seinfield).
You are 27, they are 72
You will be lucky to be 90 someday. You will be luckier if you can shake a leg at that age. So, what's your
problem?
'I have 2-left feet, I cant dance'
Actually you dont. Take a closer look; ouch they both look crooked, but crooked in different ways! It took you
10 years of
'we dont need no education' to be able to spheak, rhead and
wright :-). Give your feet some time, after all they learnt to walk.
'Gentlemen should always be the lead when dancing?'
You mean gentle chauvinistic men? To enforce rule #7, drink a vial of false ego, and travel backwards many many
(seriously many) years in time. The good news for you --- physicists
have not yet ruled out backward time travel (see
infinite parallel universe theory for an explanation).
'Ladies should always wait to be asked for a dance?'
Seriously babe, if you thought waiting 3hrs in a dance club and being asked for 2 dances was an efficient use of
your time, you should think again. Side note -- There is a species on this planet called men
(not to be confused with guys, kids, wimps etc.) who like assertive and confident women. If you ask 40
times, and are rejected 4 times, you have got yourself a whopping (you do the math) dances. Are you stuck in a club with these arcane rules?; jeez dear, you deserve better.